Premier League Slangs Decoded: Speak Like a True Football Pro

"From "brace" to "VAR drama," this ultimate breakdown of Premier League slangs helps you decode football lingo without needing a pundit's brain."

You ever sit down for viewing center and everybody dey shout "Na clean sheet o!" or "E don score hat-trick!" and you just dey nod like say you sabi wetin dem mean?

I’ve been there, my guy.

Back when I started following football seriously (especially the Premier League), I go just dey hear these slangs but no clue wetin dey sup.

I remember one Saturday like that. Na Arsenal vs Chelsea.

One guy beside me talk say:"This keeper no dey try. He go just spoil him clean sheet today."

I ask, "Which sheet e wan wash?"

Everybody burst laugh!

Na so I begin collect small-small football English tutorials from my street guys.

Fast-forward till today, I dey explain these same terms for una because no lie—Premier League slangs na full-blown language.

From "relegation battles" to "top four race," football dey coded with grammar wey if you no decode, you go lost inside hot gist.

And truth be told, even some Nigerians wey dey watch ball steady still dey misinterpret plenty of these terms.

No worry. By the end of this blog post, you go sabi the football grammar wey even commentators dey drop anyhow.

Let’s enter am.

What You Will Learn

In this post, I go break down the most common Premier League slangs wey dey confuse fans.

You go finally understand wetin be "clean sheet," how "hat-trick" dey happen, and why dem dey cry when team enter "relegation."

We go yarn like say we dey roadside ball viewing center—straight talk, no grammar overload.

I go also show you how to use these slangs for correct football gist or social media banter.

Plus, you go sabi which slang dey strictly Premier League and which one dey used worldwide.

This na your own EPL slang dictionary—free of charge.

Ready? Make we dive inside the pitch of football grammar.

Table of Contents (Premier League Slangs Explained: 15 Terms Every Nigerian Football Fan Must Know)

What is a Hat-trick?
What is Relegation?
What is a Clean Sheet?
What is a Brace in Football?
The Top Four Race Explained
What Does “VAR Drama” Mean?
What is a Wonder Goal?
What is a Derby Match?
What is a Super Sub?
Other Slangs You Must Know
Conclusion + Final Football Challenge

What is a Hat-trick?

Simple. A hat-trick na when one player score three goals for the same match.

E fit happen like this:

First half – Goal.Second half – Another goal.Last 10 minutes – Boom, third goal.

Na hat-trick be that.

Now the slang origin?

Dem say e come from cricket originally, but football fans no send. Once you score three times, na instant respect.

Na why when people like Haaland, Salah or Kane score hat-trick, dem dey carry match ball go house.

Yes, the ball! That match ball na like trophy wey dem dey keep.

So next time person score three, shout am loud:"That na hat-trick, baby!"

What is Relegation?

Omo, if your team dey relegation zone, sorry oo.

Relegation na when your team dey bottom 3 of the Premier League table when season end.

Dem go pack their load and go Championship—na second-tier league.

E pain well-well because e mean less money, less spotlight, and e dey hard to bounce back.

Nigerian fans of teams like Watford or Norwich sabi the pain well.

So when people dey talk say "we dey fight relegation," dem dey try survive make dem no drop out.

Na the real-life "survival of the fittest."

What is a Clean Sheet?

Clean sheet mean your team no allow goal enter throughout the match.

The keeper na real MVP when clean sheet dey involved.

Na why when keeper like David Raya or Alisson no concede, dem dey hail am.

The defense too dey get props because na team work.

And guess what? For FPL (Fantasy Premier League), clean sheet dey give points!

So next time your team win 2-0 or 1-0, shout am: "Another clean sheet secured!"

What is a Brace in Football?

Brace na when player score two goals for one match.

Yes, e simple like that.

You go hear commentator talk say: "He’s on a brace today!"

E no mean say the player carry gun o.

Just two goals—no more, no less.

The Top Four Race Explained

The top four race na mad drama every season.

Why?

Because the first 4 teams go qualify for Champions League.

That one na big money and bragging rights.

So when teams like Arsenal, Liverpool, or Man United dey hustle for 4th position, tension full everywhere.

Top four race na serious Premier League slang.

What Does VAR Drama Mean?

VAR means Video Assistant Referee.

But when e enter match, wahala dey follow.

“VAR drama” na slang wey describe all those controversial referee decisions after video replay.

Sometimes dem cancel goal, other times dem award strange penalties.

Fans dey vex well anytime VAR “rob” their team.

Na hot topic every weekend.

What is a Wonder Goal?

If person score goal wey shock your brain, na wonder goal.

E fit be bicycle kick, 40-yard shot, or mad solo run.

People dey scream and replay am 20 times.

Commentators fit shout:"That’s an absolute screamer!"

Na premium Premier League moment be that.

What is a Derby Match?

Derby na local rivalry.

For Premier League, we get Manchester Derby (City vs United), North London Derby (Arsenal vs Spurs), Merseyside Derby (Liverpool vs Everton).

These matches dey hot pass normal games.

Bragging rights dey on the line.

If your team win derby, you go get mouth for street for weeks.

What is a Super Sub?

Super sub na player wey no start match but come from bench and change the game.

Dem dey score or assist crucial goals.

Examples? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Chicharito, and now Jadon Sancho sometimes.

Coach go just smile say:"That’s why I brought him in."

Other Slangs You Must Know

Nutmeg – Ball pass between person leg. E dey sweet die.
Assist – Person wey pass ball to scorer.
Offside Trap – Tactical setup to catch striker off guard.
Own Goal – Person mistakenly score for him own net. E dey shameful.
Clutch Player – Person wey dey deliver under pressure.
Dead-ball Specialist – Expert in taking free kicks.

Want to understand these slangs even deeper?

Recommended Read: The Ultimate Beginner’s Guide to Football for Nigerians.

Conclusion – Call to Action

Football no be just kicking ball.

Na culture, na lifestyle—and as you don see, na language too.

From “hat-trick” to “VAR drama,” we don decode the slangs wey dey make Premier League gist sweet.

I hope say as you dey read this now, if person shout:"Clean sheet don burst!"You go understand say no be about laundry.

This na your chance to blend with any football talk, whether for viewing center, group chat, or social media.

Football dey connect Nigerians across tribes and language. So no let grammar fall your hand.

Next time Arsenal fans dey toast Man United, join the cruise.

And if you dey build content around football, these slangs fit spice your writing or commentary.

IbiFoundry fit help you craft premium football blogs and slang-rich newsletters wey go dey trend online.

Want help with content strategy for your sports blog? Oya let’s link up.

So, which of these slangs shock you the most? Drop am in the comment box make we yarn!

Simon Taki ZakuFounder, CEO, IbiFoundry LLC

For the IbiFoundry.com.ng E-magazine.

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